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What Those Perky Weather People Really Say During Commercials [06 Jul 2008|02:00pm]
overheardnyc

Wife: It's raining outside.
Husband: It isn't. They're playing storm sound effects.
Wife: I can see the street from here. It's raining.
Husband: Why do you go out of your way to prove me wrong every single moment?

--Hilton Theatre Lobby


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Morrow, James: Blameless in Abaddon [06 Jul 2008|02:06pm]

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[calico_reaction]
Blameless in Abaddon
Writer: James Morrow
Genre: Contemporary Fantasy/Satire
Pages: 404

I'd never heard of James Morrow until 2003, when I audited a "Modern Science Fiction and Fantasy" course at Maryville College. We ended the term with Morrow's Towing Jehovah, which was the first taste of modern fantasy I'd ever read, let alone religious satire of a modern sort. I loved the book, but every time I'd go to the bookstore, I could never find the subsequent volumes, and I was too lazy to go to Amazon.

Enter the 2005 Odyssey Fantasy Writer's Workshop. One of the "signs" that convinced me to apply was the fact that James Morrow was going to be one of the guest lecturers. When I got in, I wasn't able to score a private or even an in-class critique with him, but his Q&A session was great, and while I remember very little of his lecture in class, I do remember that my experience with the man left me THISCLOSE to buying ALL of his books on Amazon and having them shipped home. I didn't, because I didn't have the disposable income, and that's just as well, because otherwise, [info]dwarvanamazon wouldn't have known what to get my for my SHU graduation.

I was thrilled to get my hands on this book. I'd always known the rather rough arc of Morrow's Godhead Trilogy, so it was really neat to see that arc played out. What's cool is that even though it's been five years since I read Towing Jehovah, it wasn't necessary to have that book fresh on the brain to thoroughly enjoy this one, the independent sequel.

As far as reviews go, I'll be honest, to truly "review" this book would require--for me--such an in-depth analysis that I'd never finish, so I'm not going to bother with a cut. Instead, I'll give you a brief summary, a couple of brief details, and be done with it.

Towing Jehovah centers on one basic premise: God is LITERALLY dead, and it's up to a small-group of people to tow His body to Its final resting place in the Arctic.

But in Blameless in Abaddon, God's body has been discovered and has made world-wide news. There's all kinds of theories revolving around the body, including whether or not God is REALLY dead or simply in a coma. Turns out the latter is true, and our protagonist, Judge Martin Candle, wants to hold God accountable for all the ills of the Earth.

At first glance, it seems a rather silly premise, but it's pulled off with magnificence and subtlety that makes for a very good, intellectual, and entertaining read. Martin's is actually a modern-day Job, a man who's lost everything. Prior to those losses, he was known as one of the most fair judges around Abaddon, Pennsylvania, which makes him a likely candidate for his Herculean task.

The book is divided into three parts: the first introduces us to Martin and his life and reveals how the shit hit the fan. Part two details Martin's journey into God's brain, and oh, what an entertaining journey that is. We meet the "Ideas of" -- essentially, the prototypes of everything of Earth, but living in God's comatose brain. Enter dinosaurs playing Scramble, a guilt-ridden Noah, a know-it-all Saint Augustine, and of course, Adam and Eve, whose appearance might make more traditional Christians flip out. Me, I grinned. The final part of the book is, of course, the trial, and what's more to be said about that?

There's a wealth of fascinating debate and perspective concerning the problem of evil in this book, and of course, it's all anchored to the fact that in this world, God DOES (or did, before for the coma) exist. It's a solid, satisfying read, though Morrow did have me wondering just how much of this book, if any of it, would be different had it been written post-9/11. Maybe I'll get a chance to ask the author myself sometime.

Oh, and one more detail: did I mention that the Devil himself helps narrate the book? He does, and trust me, this particular vision of Lucifer, aka Satan, aka Jonathan Sarkos (as he's named in this text) is more than worth a reader's while, especially by the end.

My Rating

Must Have: I'll always recommend reading books in order, so really, if you haven't yet read Towing Jehovah and you're interested in Blameless in Abaddon, you really should. However, you don't have to. It's a great read with lots of interesting, thought-provoking questions to chew on, worth reading no matter what your religious stance or lack there-of is. Me, I'm once more tempted to go on Amazon and buy the rest of Morrow's backlist. We'll see what happens. :)
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[06 Jul 2008|12:05pm]

whatwasthatone

[jejuneraccoon]
[ mood | curious ]

Sorry this is so random but I once heard a commercial promoting a cartoon and while I didn't see it, I distinctly remember a high-pitched voice exclaiming, "Here we gooo!" ETA: This was a few years ago and it may have been a Disney cartoon.

Thanks for the help.

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The Suspicions of Mr. Whicher by Kate Summerscale [06 Jul 2008|09:39am]

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[fashion_piranha]
 

The Suspicions of Mr. Whicher

By Kate Summerscale

            

            On a dark night in a country estate called Road Hill House a young boy, Saville Kent, is brutally murdered.  Child of an unpopular government inspector, the suspect list for the gristly death is long, ranging from his nursemaid Elizabeth Gough and his father Samuel Kent to former servants and complete strangers.  The local police don’t know what to do – violent murders aren’t part of their daily routine – so they summon a detective from London with experience investigating homicides.  Scotland Yard sends one of their best men: Detective-Inspector Jonathan Whicher.

 

            (Review continued here...)

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Raise Your Hand If You Wish You'd Been There [06 Jul 2008|12:00pm]
overheardnyc

20-something tall black bellhop: I challenge you, right now, to a salsa dance-off.
70-year-old short Latino bellhop: Go get a radio.

--Peninsula Hotel

Overheard by: Carol


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Stiff-Mary Roach [06 Jul 2008|12:04pm]

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[06 Jul 2008|07:40am]

polaroide

[mousefolk]


I sent you signals through the ocean,
sounds that only waves can carry.
and tonight,
the atlantic has never felt so far.
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Makes Me Nauseous [06 Jul 2008|10:00am]
overheardnyc

Old lady: You spelled "candle" wrong.
Employee: What?
Old lady: You spelled "candle" wrong on one of your signs. Give me a piece of paper and I'll fix it for you.
Employee: It's okay.
Old lady (getting extremely angry): No, it is not okay. This is inappropriate and you need to fix it.

--Duane Reade

Overheard by: just buying some shampoo


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The Passion of Mary Magdalen. [06 Jul 2008|09:06am]

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[sshugo]
Take a moment to wonder at this place you find yourself: between earth and sky.
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First a Tip... Then the Whole Shaft [06 Jul 2008|08:00am]
overheardnyc

Guy: What makes you think the guy she likes is gay?
Girl: He's a bartender in a gay bar. But he says it's only because they tip better.

--Cosi, 13th & Broadway


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He Said It with an Ominous Voice and a Mr. Burns Finger-Touch [06 Jul 2008|06:00am]
overheardnyc

Elderly woman on stretcher: Is the ambulance heated?
Handlebar-mustached ambulance driver: Yes.
Elderly woman on stretcher: I'm gonna freeze to death.
Handlebar-mustached ambulance driver (smiling, tenderly): No, you're gonna sweat to death.

--63rd b/w Park & Lexington

Overheard by: Paul Tabachneck


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A.H. LAIDLAW [06 Jul 2008|03:31am]

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[obfuscatedpearl]
ye parsons, desirous all sinners to save, and to make each a prig or a prude, if two thousand long years have not made us behave,its time you began to conclude. ye husbands, who wish their sweet mates to grow mum, and whose tongues you have never subdued, if ten years of your reign have not made them grow dumb, its time to begin to conclude. ye matrons, of men whose brown meerscham still mars, the sweet kiss with tobacco bedewed, after pleading nine years, if they still puff cigars,its time you began to conclude . ye lawyers, who aim to reform all the land, and your statutes forever intrude, if five thousand lost years have not worked as you planned,its time to begin to conclude . ye lovers, who sigh for the heart of a maid, and fourty-four years have persued, if two scores of young years have not taught you your trade, its time you began to conclude .
ye doctors, who claim to cure every ill, and so much of mock learning exude, if the comma baccillas still laughs at your pill, its time to begin to conclude
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rex [06 Jul 2008|04:53pm]

literaryquotes

[cnedra]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | different stars - trespassers william ]

"I'm starting to feel like a rat in a maze," he told me. He hated the way everything in Phoenix was so organized, with time cards, bank accounts, telephone bills, parking meters, tax forms, alarm clocks, PTA meetings, and pollsters knocking on the door and prying into your affairs. He hated all the people who lived in air-conditioned houses with the windows permanently sealed, and drove air-conditioned cars to nine-to-five jobs in air-conditioned office buildings that he said were little more than gussied-up prisons.

- The Glass Castle, Jeanette Walls

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Oh, Sorry--Didn't Know You Were on the Phone [06 Jul 2008|04:00am]
overheardnyc

Black dude following girl: Hey man, check out that ass! Look at that ass! That's some fine ass. Look at that ass.
Black chick being followed: (into her phone) Hold on. (turns to man) Nigga, go away!

--Broadway & Lafayette

Overheard by: Ivan


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Help?! :) [06 Jul 2008|04:02am]

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[makochan]
[ mood | bored ]

I need some good book recommendations from someone.. I've finished all the series that I started this year!

Right now, these are the things that interest me most when reading a book:
crime and murders
Police detectives or Investigators etc.
Main character being involved in a whole series of books, not just one
Mysteries excite me, but only when involving the 3 things I listed already..

These are the series and authors who I have read each and every book in the series (Or have read just about everything by each author)
John Sandford - Lucas Davenport books, I LOVED these
James Patterson - Alex Cross.. I started out loving these books, but liked it less in the last two books.. Still loved the series though so far. Also..
James Patterson - Womens Murder Club - Really loved these too
Jeffrey Deaver - Lincoln Rhyme.. AMAZING series!

I am also looking for just single book recommendations too :) But I would prefer any good series!

Other authors I enjoy.. Dean Koontz, Heather Graham, Tami Hoag, Iris Johansen...

Thank you so much for taking the time to read this (If you did) :) I'm going crazy here! I have only 4 books from the library, and I'm stuck on Odd Hours.. I don't know why, but I just can't get into it yet.. But I LOVEDDDDDD the previous Odd Thomas books.

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What's your favourite book? [06 Jul 2008|08:57am]

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[literative]
Hello,

summer is here and with it this unquenchable thirst for reading new books. Now this is where I hope you come in. I'd love to know which books you really, really loved. Any genre, era, length or whatnot. What books would you say are an absolute must-read?

Thanks a lot for your help in advance :)

Cross-posted to some book-loving communities ;)
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And That Chocolate Milk Was Hardcore [06 Jul 2008|02:00am]
overheardnyc

Guy to bartender (about friend standing next to him): I could barely get this guy to drink last night!
Friend: Dude! I was driving!

--Barcelona Bar

Overheard by: Friend for Drunk Driving


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It Was on the Guido Licensing Exam! [06 Jul 2008|12:00am]
overheardnyc

Boyfriend: It's called Taormina.
Girlfriend: Tromina?
Boyfriend: No, Taormina.
Girlfriend: Tarmina?
Boyfriend: No, tah-or-min-ah.
Girlfriend: Ta-roh-min-ah?
Boyfriend: How can you not say this? We're fucking Italian!

--Mulberry St, Little Italy


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First post [05 Jul 2008|11:59pm]

literaryquotes

[xkriss]
"I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;
I lift my lids and all is born again.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)"

my favorite poem<3
"Mad Girl's Love Song" Sylvia Plath
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